Hey man, you got this all wrong! Want some help with that chick?

If only Obi-Wan was smart enough to lie to Luke Skywalker…

So, you end up in the colds but-naked armed only with a knife? You do whatever you need to survive. Kill a seal and wear his skin and eat his meat. You can make fire with his fat also. Bear Grylls is crazy like that.

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