<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Joke Gurus &#187; Cars</title>
	<atom:link href="http://jokegurus.com/category/pictures/cars/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://jokegurus.com</link>
	<description>The Ultimate Source Of Fun Jokes And Funny Pictures On The Internet</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:15:32 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>BMW vs Audi &#8211; One of the best automobile advertisement</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/bmw-vs-audi-one-of-the-best-automobile-advertisement/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/bmw-vs-audi-one-of-the-best-automobile-advertisement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advertisements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Advertisement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Audi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Automobile]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/?p=668</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/bmw_vs_audi.jpg" rel="thumbnail" title="bmw_vs_audi"><img src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/bmw_vs_audi.jpg" alt="bmw_vs_audi" width="400" height="569" class="attachment wp-att-667 alignleft" /></a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/bmw-vs-audi-one-of-the-best-automobile-advertisement/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Terrible Accident: Car Crashes into Bike Race in Mexico</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/04/terrible-accident-car-crashes-into-bike-race-in-mexico/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/04/terrible-accident-car-crashes-into-bike-race-in-mexico/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bikes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[15 Minutes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Accident Car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alfredo Rodriguez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alvarez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American Citizens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Associated Press]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baghdad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bicycle Race]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bike Race]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brownsville Texas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Car Crashes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cnn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cyclists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jose Alfredo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kilometers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kilometers Miles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matamoros]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monterrey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Police Investigator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrible Accident]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Usa Consulate]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/?p=644</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Associated Press (CNN) reported that a car plowed into a weekend bicycle race along a highway near the US-Mexico (MONTERREY) border, killing one and wounding 10 others, police said. The 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed in the race, said police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez. A photo taken by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Associated Press (CNN) reported that a car plowed into a weekend bicycle race along a highway near the US-Mexico (MONTERREY) border, killing one and wounding 10 others, police said.<br />
<a href="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/car-bike-crash-mexico-cnn.jpg" rel="thumbnail" title="car-bike-crash-mexico-cnn"><img src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/car-bike-crash-mexico-cnn.jpg" alt="car-bike-crash-mexico-cnn" width="500" height="309" class="attachment wp-att-643 alignleft" /></a><br />
The 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed in the race, said police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez. A photo taken by an official of the city showed cyclists and equipment launched high into the air by the collision.</p>
<p>Rodriguez said Juan Campos was charged with murder Alejandro Alvarez, 37, of Monterrey. Authorities said the wreck happened 15 minutes in the 34 kilometers (21 miles) race Sunday along a road between Baghdad and Playa Matamoros, across from Brownsville, Texas.<br />
Campos said he is a U.S. citizen living in Brownsville. The USA Consulate could not immediately confirm that.</p>
<p>    “We’re looking into the incident in terms of whether American citizens were involved”…</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/04/terrible-accident-car-crashes-into-bike-race-in-mexico/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Why Women Should Not Drive</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/05/21/why-women-should-not-drive/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/05/21/why-women-should-not-drive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/?p=629</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Why Women Should Not Drive" rel="thumbnail" href="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/why-women-should-not-drive.jpg"><img class="attachment wp-att-630 alignleft" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/why-women-should-not-drive.jpg" alt="Why Women Should Not Drive" width="432" height="326" /></a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/05/21/why-women-should-not-drive/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>BMW M4</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/10/bmw-m4/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/10/bmw-m4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw M4]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/10/bmw-m4/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="60" height="45" alt="" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/m4.thumbnail.jpg" class="thumb_post" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img width="" height="" alt="BMW M4" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/m4.jpg" class="photo_post" />
<p class="photo_description">BMW M4</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/10/bmw-m4/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>BMW XCoupe</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe-2/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wallpapers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw Xcoupe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe-2/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="60" height="45" alt="" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/bmw-xcoupe-001.thumbnail.jpg" class="thumb_post" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img width="1600" height="1200" alt="BMW XCoupe" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/bmw-xcoupe-001.jpg" class="photo_post" />
<p class="photo_description">BMW XCoupe I love it!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>BMW XCoupe</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wallpapers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw Xcoupe]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="60" height="45" alt="" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/bmw-xcoupe-007.thumbnail.jpg" class="thumb_post" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img width="1600" height="1200" alt="BMW XCoupe" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/bmw-xcoupe-007.jpg" class="photo_post" />
<p class="photo_description">I want you to have my children!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/08/bmw-xcoupe/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>BMW z4</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/07/bmw-z4/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/07/bmw-z4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wallpapers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw Z4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Z4 Bmw]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/07/bmw-z4/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="60" height="45" alt="" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/newz4.thumbnail.jpg" class="thumb_post" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img width="1024" height="768" alt="BMW z4" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/newz4.jpg" class="photo_post" />
<p class="photo_description">BMW Z4</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/07/bmw-z4/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cartoon Trabant</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/06/cartoon-trabant/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/06/cartoon-trabant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cartoon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trabant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/06/cartoon-trabant/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="60" height="45" alt="" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/9999862.thumbnail.jpg" class="thumb_post" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img width="500" height="377" alt="Cartoon Trabant" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_04/9999862.jpg" class="photo_post" />
<p class="photo_description"></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/04/06/cartoon-trabant/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Life in India 07</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/27/life-in-india-07/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/27/life-in-india-07/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/27/life-in-india-07/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="45" height="60" alt="Life in India 07" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/india_07.thumbnail.jpg" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img width="375" height="500" alt="Life in India 07" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/india_07.jpg" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/27/life-in-india-07/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>BMW vs Jaguar</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/26/bmw-vs-jaguar/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/26/bmw-vs-jaguar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jaguar]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/26/bmw-vs-jaguar/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="80" height="53" alt="BMW vs Jaguar" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/9999859.thumbnail.jpg" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/9999859.jpg" alt="BMW vs Jaguar" width="595" height="391" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/26/bmw-vs-jaguar/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Dumb guy driving</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/16/dump-guy-driving/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/16/dump-guy-driving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/16/dump-guy-driving/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="51" height="60" alt="Dump guy driving" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/dumbguy.thumbnail.jpg" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/dumbguy.jpg" alt="Dump guy driving" height="830" width="703" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/16/dump-guy-driving/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Woman drives a BMW</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/woman-drives-a-bmw/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/woman-drives-a-bmw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bmw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Woman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/woman-drives-a-bmw/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="80" height="58" alt="Woman drives a BMW" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/bmw_gas.thumbnail.jpg" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/bmw_gas.jpg" alt="Woman drives a BMW" width="633" height="460" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/woman-drives-a-bmw/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Barrel Of Fun</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/barrel-of-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/barrel-of-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/barrel-of-fun/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="80" height="60" alt="Barrel Of Fun" src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/barrelofun.thumbnail.jpg" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/2008_03/barrelofun.jpg" alt="Barrel Of Fun" width="400" height="300" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/03/15/barrel-of-fun/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Dog in a car</title>
		<link>http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/06/70/</link>
		<comments>http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/06/70/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dobber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Back Seat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cop]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/06/70/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT Click on the image for full view]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER  DAY<br />
I THOUGHT I  COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT<br />
UNTIL THE  COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT</p>
<p>Click on the image for full view<br />
<a title="Dog" href="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/car-dog.jpg" rel="thumbnail"><img src="http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/car-dog.jpg" alt="Dog" /></a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/06/70/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
