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Ancient Egyptian Regexp

dobber — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:30:02 +0000

Put a programmer in a pyramid and he will tell you how to build it.

Extreme server room cabling – 21 Images

dobber — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:40:46 +0000

Here are some examples of server room cabling that have gone wild. On the spaghetti scale I give them 10 out of 10.

Firefox logo spotted in space

dobber — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:33:32 +0000

It seems even the stars support the Firefox browser as shown by this image captured by the Hubble Space Telescope 4 years ago.

The image, snapped in March 2004 is of the variable star V838 Monocerotis, which lies near the edge of our Milky Way Galaxy.

Comprehending Engineers

dobber — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:43:38 +0000

Comprehending Engineers-Take One
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An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

“Where did you get such a great bike?” asked the first.

The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want.”

The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
Comprehending Engineers-Take Two
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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, “I like both.”

“Both?”

Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.”

Comprehending Engineers-Take Three
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

Comprehending Engineers-Take Four
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The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”

The graduate with an Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
Comprehending Engineers-Take Five
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Crazy spaghetti cabling

dobber — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:33:10 +0000

Crazy spaghetti cabling

dobber — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:01:01 +0000

Casino Virus

dobber — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:01:01 +0000

Fuck mod_perl

dobber — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:01:01 +0000

getStringFromObject

dobber — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:01:02 +0000

Tux sucks

dobber — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:01:01 +0000

Microsoft Linux and BSD

dobber — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:01:01 +0000

Adminspotting

dobber — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:01:01 +0000

Monitor ashtray

dobber — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:01:01 +0000

Poor programmers

dobber — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:17:50 +0000

Chicks dig routers

dobber — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:26:11 +0000

Two hot chicks kissing and a Summit router.
Nice gigabit ports!