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Birth of a super villain

dobber — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:09:13 +0000

Houston, We have a problem

dobber — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:59:45 +0000

Hey, look at what I’ve found

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

dobber — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:21:44 +0000

Ever heard of chess-boxing? You play one round of chess and then one round of boxing. Who ever wins by knockdown or checkmate in any of the rounds, wins the game.
Well this is check-drinking. The rules are very simple. Who ever takes a figure drinks it.
The game reminds me of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and the game Zaphod Beeblerox plays while drinking the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Too bad the real drink can’t be mixed on Earth

And here is the chess set.

Taken from the The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy the recipe for Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is this:

“Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink…but very carefully.”

T-shirt design ftw!

dobber — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:06:50 +0000

I will never put on this shirt. Even if the government fucks me, I still want more of it

Wild Wild Wedding

dobber — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:51:12 +0000

The wedding day is the happiest day of your life! This is especially true if you can kick the ass of your new husbands lover.

Sun tanning

dobber — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:40:00 +0000

LOL Flood

dobber — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:39:04 +0000

You’d think that in an event of a natural disaster survivors would write S.O.S. with big letters so anyone who is out there can spot the help message.

It’s fun to stay at the YMCA

dobber — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:15:47 +0000

Insert Here

dobber — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:45:52 +0000

Don’t get drunk!

Afraid of water

dobber — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:46:04 +0000

Bathroom sink design

dobber — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:38:37 +0000

Have you ever forgot to wash your hands after you use the bathroom? Well with this sink design you will wash all day long.

Michael Jackson staring in iRape

dobber — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:02:46 +0000

Geography is not a strong point for Americans

dobber — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:01:23 +0000

Some are better at it than others

dobber — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:51:35 +0000

Math – Some are better at it than others..

Superman Discovered

dobber — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:41:05 +0000

Yeah, someone finally found where Superman lives. Apparently Clark Kent likes to keep his outfit clean.

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