Joke Gurus http://jokegurus.com The Ultimate Source Of Fun Jokes And Funny Pictures On The Internet Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:31:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Lumberjack Commandos http://jokegurus.com/2008/10/23/lumberjack-commandos/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/10/23/lumberjack-commandos/#comments Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:30:46 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=694 Lumberjack Commandos are EPIC! ]]>

Lumberjack Commandos are EPIC!

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/10/23/lumberjack-commandos/feed/ Guilty or Not Guilty??? You be the Judge! http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/guilty-or-not-guilty-you-be-the-judge/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/guilty-or-not-guilty-you-be-the-judge/#comments Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:36:19 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=691 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? LoL: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up [...]]]>

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
LoL: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
LoL: No, but he sure was friendly.
DA: What happened after he sat down?
LoL:He started to rub my thigh.

DA: Did you stop him?
LoL: No, I didn’t stop him.
DA: Why not?
LoL: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
DA: What happened next?
LoL: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him then?
LoL: No, I did not stop him.
DA: Why not?
LoL: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

DA: What happened next?
LoL: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just lay down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”
DA: Did he take you?
LoL: No! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him.

]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/guilty-or-not-guilty-you-be-the-judge/feed/ Ancient Egyptian Regexp http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/ancient-egyptian-regexp/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/ancient-egyptian-regexp/#comments Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:30:02 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=690 Put a programmer in a pyramid and he will tell you how to build it. ]]>

Put a programmer in a pyramid and he will tell you how to build it.

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/ancient-egyptian-regexp/feed/ Wild Wild Wedding http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/wild-wild-wedding/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/wild-wild-wedding/#comments Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:51:12 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=688 The wedding day is the happiest day of your life! This is especially true if you can kick the ass of your new husbands lover. ]]>

The wedding day is the happiest day of your life! This is especially true if you can kick the ass of your new husbands lover.

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/wild-wild-wedding/feed/ Sun tanning http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/16/sun-tanning/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/16/sun-tanning/#comments Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:40:00 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=686 ]]>

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/16/sun-tanning/feed/ LOL Flood http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/16/lol-flood/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/16/lol-flood/#comments Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:39:04 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=684 You’d think that in an event of a natural disaster survivors would write S.O.S. with big letters so anyone who is out there can spot the help message. ]]>

You’d think that in an event of a natural disaster survivors would write S.O.S. with big letters so anyone who is out there can spot the help message.

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/16/lol-flood/feed/ It’s fun to stay at the YMCA http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/its-fun-to-stay-at-the-ymca/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/its-fun-to-stay-at-the-ymca/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:15:47 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=682 ]]>

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/its-fun-to-stay-at-the-ymca/feed/ Insert Here http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/insert-here/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/insert-here/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:45:52 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=680 Don’t get drunk! ]]>

Don’t get drunk!

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/insert-here/feed/ Duck diving http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/duck-diving/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/duck-diving/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:00:42 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=678 When you don’t have a high tower for diving, and you are up for a competition, use the pier. ]]>

When you don’t have a high tower for diving, and you are up for a competition, use the pier.

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/duck-diving/feed/ Who wants to be brazilian? http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/who-wants-to-be-brazilian/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/who-wants-to-be-brazilian/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:54:23 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=676 ]]>

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/15/who-wants-to-be-brazilian/feed/ Afraid of water http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/07/afraid-of-water/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/07/afraid-of-water/#comments Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:46:04 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=674 ]]>

dog-and-water

]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/07/afraid-of-water/feed/ Choose the path of your life http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/choose-the-path-of-your-life/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/choose-the-path-of-your-life/#comments Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:39:44 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=672 In your life, there are alot of paths you can chose that will change the way you live. Check out the options. Click the image for full view ]]>

In your life, there are alot of paths you can chose that will change the way you live. Check out the options.

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/choose-the-path-of-your-life/feed/ There are alot of portals in our lives http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/there-are-alot-of-portals-in-our-lives/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/there-are-alot-of-portals-in-our-lives/#comments Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:37:43 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=670 ]]>

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/there-are-alot-of-portals-in-our-lives/feed/ BMW vs Audi - One of the best automobile advertisement http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/bmw-vs-audi-one-of-the-best-automobile-advertisement/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/bmw-vs-audi-one-of-the-best-automobile-advertisement/#comments Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:35:36 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=668 ]]>

bmw_vs_audi

]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/27/bmw-vs-audi-one-of-the-best-automobile-advertisement/feed/ Blizzard’s new game http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/25/blizzard-new-game/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/06/25/blizzard-new-game/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:00:56 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=666 There has been a lot of speculations the last few days about Blizzard releasing a new game. So hackers around the world were trying to hack Blizzard again and trying to find clues of what it might be. One of those hackers got this image out of their secret servers. My Little Pwny! Click on the [...]]]>

There has been a lot of speculations the last few days about Blizzard releasing a new game. So hackers around the world were trying to hack Blizzard again and trying to find clues of what it might be. One of those hackers got this image out of their secret servers. My Little Pwny!

Click on the image for full view
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