Birth of a super villain

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Chicks like Unix

I love topless on the beach, but blond chicks with Unix books scares me!

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Blonde Sheep

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer “If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?”
“ok” said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said “alright take one”
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said “If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?”

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Blonde and a TV

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

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