Joke Gurus » blonde http://jokegurus.com The Ultimate Source Of Fun Jokes And Funny Pictures On The Internet Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:15:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Birth of a super villain http://jokegurus.com/2009/02/11/birth-of-a-super-villain/ http://jokegurus.com/2009/02/11/birth-of-a-super-villain/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:09:13 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=821 birth-of-a-super-villain

]]> http://jokegurus.com/2009/02/11/birth-of-a-super-villain/feed/ 0 Chicks like Unix http://jokegurus.com/2009/01/21/chicks-like-unix/ http://jokegurus.com/2009/01/21/chicks-like-unix/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:21:32 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=707 I love topless on the beach, but blond chicks with Unix books scares me!

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]]> http://jokegurus.com/2009/01/21/chicks-like-unix/feed/ 2 Blonde Mail http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blonde-mail/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blonde-mail/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:29:53 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blonde-mail/ A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box again.

She did this several times and her neighbour that was watching her said: “You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box.”

The blonde answered, “No, I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail.”

]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blonde-mail/feed/ 0 Blonde Sheep http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blond-sheep/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blond-sheep/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:13:36 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=4 A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer “If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?”
“ok” said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said “alright take one”
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said “If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?”

]]> http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blond-sheep/feed/ 0 Blonde and a TV http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blonde-and-a-tv/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/02/01/blonde-and-a-tv/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:11:38 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=3 A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

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