Joke Gurus » Breasts http://jokegurus.com The Ultimate Source Of Fun Jokes And Funny Pictures On The Internet Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:42:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Controlling life http://jokegurus.com/2011/12/03/controlling-life/ http://jokegurus.com/2011/12/03/controlling-life/#comments Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:37:56 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=1841 You know you cant resist them

]]> http://jokegurus.com/2011/12/03/controlling-life/feed/ 0 Guilty or Not Guilty??? You be the Judge! http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/guilty-or-not-guilty-you-be-the-judge/ http://jokegurus.com/2008/07/18/guilty-or-not-guilty-you-be-the-judge/#comments Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:36:19 +0000 dobber http://jokegurus.com/?p=691 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
LoL: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
LoL: No, but he sure was friendly.
DA: What happened after he sat down?
LoL:He started to rub my thigh.

DA: Did you stop him?
LoL: No, I didn’t stop him.
DA: Why not?
LoL: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
DA: What happened next?
LoL: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him then?
LoL: No, I did not stop him.
DA: Why not?
LoL: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

DA: What happened next?
LoL: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just lay down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”
DA: Did he take you?
LoL: No! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him.

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Good God, my breasts are forging their own laws of physics!

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