Drug dealers Software developers
Refer to their clients Refer to their clients
as “users”. as “users”.
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial
Have important South-East Have important South-East
Asian connections Asian connections
(to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
“Stick,” “Rock,” “SCSI,” “RTFM,”
“Dime bag,” “E”. “Java,” “ISDN”.
Realize that there’s Realize that there’s
tons of cash in the tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old 14- to 25-year-old
Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by
industry’s producing industry’s producing
newer, more potent mixes. newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company Often seen in the company
of pimps and hustlers. of marketing people and
Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity.
unhealthy addictions Duke Nukem
Do your job well, and Do your job well and you’ll
you can sleep with have time left over to
sexy movie stars who downlaod some .mpg, .avi,
depend on you. .mov, .jgp, .gif
Customers in trouble Customers in trouble are
are given NO told to call TECH SUPPORT.
No Refunds! No Returns! No Refunds! No Returns!