Observations on Lethality
1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;
2. The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;
4. The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians.
Conclusion : Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks, cleans up and has a job.
2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very important that these four women don’t know each other.
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