Installing a husband

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

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Pushing a limo

You know you are really stuck when you have to push your own limo.

Pushing a limo

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Shit Happens

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

  • Taoism: Shit happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
  • Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
  • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
  • Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

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Giraffe and a plane

Have you ever wondered how tall a giraffe is?
Giraffe and a plane

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The pope and a porn magazine

The Pope is praying for a nice blond girl for every man in the planet. Surely he is a holy man!

The pope and a porn magazine

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